La Gazette de la Famille Fell: July 2011

July 31, 2011

We're going to the academy of science

Kids: "Can we go see the lizards?"
Sam: "Sure."
Sidney: "Can we go see the lizards?"
Sam: "Sure."
Sidney: "Can we go see the lizards?"
Nathan: "Stop asking or he'll change his mind and say no"
Sidney: "Why?"
Nathan: "Because he's a tough papa."

July 28, 2011

We should get 4 bunnies...

And their names would be: Chester, Coco, Shark Attack, and Lion.

We would have to get rid of all the stairs in our house so the bunnies don't fall and kill themselves in the stairs...

-- Nathan at 6:45 am

July 21, 2011

RE: PAYMENT NOTICE FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON D.C

I received this in email. For some reason it got stuck in my spam filter...

It's totally uncanny... because as I read it, I thought perhaps I really did
have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard
to my over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in my favor
accordingly.

But then I thought about it again and... no, I was pretty sure I don't have
a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to
my over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in my favor
accordingly.

So then I just deleted the message.

But these guys were really, REALLY close to fooling me. Keep it up! Such
elaborate stories. Such characters! You'll get me one of these days!!

(I love that the FBI still uses AOL email addresses! You've got mail!)

-----Original Message-----
From: Robert S. Mueller [mailto:robetmu1721@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, July 11, 2011 5:11 AM
Subject: PAYMENT NOTICE FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON
D.C

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

Attention: Beneficiary,

We believe this notification meet you in a very good present state of mind
and health. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in
conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the
United states of America have recently been informed through our Global
intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going
on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to your over-due
contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly. It
might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through
this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally
confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all
facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any
further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go
ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be
monitoring all their service

In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the
Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr
Sanusi Lamido and Mr. Paul Jones along with some of the top officials of the
ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file
has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim.
They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that
some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam
innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive
Governor and the Central Bank office. We were also made to understand that a
lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and
also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release
of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united
states dollars),and

We were further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have
been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the
Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so
that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And in case, you are
already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank
of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in
your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly:

NAME: MR.SANUSI LAMIDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: sanusilamido721@qatar.io

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above
email address and phone number should not be replied to and should be
disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that
you contact the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above
email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed,
so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly. To this effect,
you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below
for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not
be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that
will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer
of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank
of Nigeria equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on
their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will
advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you
forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from
you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly. All modalities has
already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will
be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have
anything to worry about.

All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on
track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time,
we will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so
as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay
as time is already running out. Should in case you need any more information
in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us on this email so
that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this
project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract
fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we
earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C
E-mail:robetmull721@aol.com